Why we give a shit:
DOGE is mass-firing federal workers via email at 2am like a coward breakup text while Musk tweets memes about it.
Thought-terminating cliché:
“The system isn't broken, it was built this way”
- Thousands of probationary employees fired with zero notice — people with mortgages and kids
- They're gutting the agencies that protect your food, water, and air
- Veterans Affairs employees getting pink slips while Diaper Don plays golf
- This isn't efficiency, it's demolition — they want government to fail so they can privatize everything