Why we give a shit:
An unelected billionaire with no security clearance is accessing every federal database and firing anyone who questions him.
Thought-terminating cliché:
“Billionaires shouldn't exist”
- Musk has access to Treasury payment systems containing every American's personal data
- Nobody voted for this apartheid emerald mine failson to run anything
- DOGE employees are 20-year-old tech bros making decisions about veteran healthcare
- The richest man on earth is cosplaying as a civil servant and Congress is just watching