Why we give a shit:
Captain Bone Spurs just announced the biggest tariffs in a century and called it Liberation Day while liberating your wallet from its money.
Thought-terminating cliché:
“Late-stage capitalism”
- Reciprocal tariffs on every country — 10% baseline, up to 50% on some — the global economy is about to implode
- He announced this in the Rose Garden like it was a victory lap while economists are having panic attacks
- Every country is retaliating — this is a global trade war started by a man who bankrupted casinos
- Your 401k is about to become a 201k and he'll blame Biden somehow