Why we give a shit:
The stock market lost trillions in a week because President Piss-Baby thinks trade wars are easy to win and your retirement savings are collateral damage.
Thought-terminating cliché:
“The economy is just vibes”
- S&P 500 cratering, Nasdaq in freefall, and he's tweeting 'THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY'
- People's retirement accounts are getting destroyed while billionaires short the market and profit
- Every economist warned this would happen and they did it anyway because owning the libs > your savings
- China hit back with 125% tariffs on US goods — American farmers are about to get obliterated