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Melania's Epstein Scandal
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Active: April 11, 2026
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Bumped by [US War Machine Crashes] — the Epstein scandal was just a sideshow while the US was secretly funding terrorism in Iran

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Apr 11 11:00 AM 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Why we give a shit: The First Lady is a sex trafficker's accomplice
Thought-terminating cliché: “Believe all survivors (of Epstein's abuse)”
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