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Automatic Draft Registration
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Duration: 3 hours
Active: April 14, 2026
Snapshots: 3

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Apr 14 08:00 PM 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Why we give a shit: Fascist government is forcing kids to register for war
Thought-terminating cliché: “No one is above the law (except the powerful)”
Apr 14 10:00 PM 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Why we give a shit: Fascist America is preparing to kidnap your kids for war
Thought-terminating cliché: “No one is above the law (except those in power)”
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